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Monday January 06, 2025


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  1. The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing.
  2. Just seen the new Batman shampoo in Costco. I can`t believe they haven`t paired it up with a conditioner Gordon.
  3. Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?
  4. I have been snoring a lot lately and apparently my coworkers find it distracting
  5. It makes sense that animals pee on something to mark their territory. I mean if someone peed on something, most people would be like, "Eww, okay. That`s yours now."
  6. I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
  7. Having kids is like being at a press conference: "No, you can`t put the dog in the washer - next question." "No, you can`t really fly -next"
  8. Be careful who you call friends. I`d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
  9. If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes
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  11. I started to keep a notepad beside the bed so that I can write down post at night, so far I have: Really shitty handwriting in the dark.
  12. Efficiency: skip your morning, wake up in the afternoon.
  13. My goal in life: Build a time machine and travel forward into the future until I can stop and ask someone "Do you know what `buffering` is?" and they are clueless.
  14. Skinny people are bitches. Probably because they`re hungry.




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