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Monday January 06, 2025


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  1. Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
  2. I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
  3. In an alternate universe cats feed humans Lean Cuisines while muttering "I don`t know how you eat that sh!t".
  4. If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
  5. It’s funny that old people need handicap parking spots but they always manage to pick up a penny off the ground.
  6. Ladies, if you are really good at blow jobs, you don’t have to pretend to like football.
  7. People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
  8. Wanna try something funny? Go to a bank and yell "NOBODY MOVE..(Scary pause)..I lost a contact lens."
  9. If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
  10. The little piggy who went to market... wasn`t going shopping. Wrap your mind around that for a moment.
  11. A girl updated her facebook status saying: All men are dogs and I commented • Which breed is your dad?
  12. If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
  13. No thank you, I don`t need a coaster. I won`t be putting my drink down.
  14. I`m 50% sure this cross eyed guy is starring at my tits.




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