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1. You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
   
2. Before I die, I`m putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames.
   
3. I`m starting to think that life isn`t worth living anymore and... Oh wait, there`s the bartender now. Nevermind.
   
4. I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.
   
5. I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence.
   
6. Still don`t understand why you can`t end a company-wide email with, `Later b*tches.`
   
7. I don`t always say `oops`, but when I do, it`s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
   
8. Attractive Woman: What time is it? Me: Haha. Yeah definitely
   
9. Sarcasm is funnier when used on people who don`t understand it.
   
10. "My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
    
11. Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
    
12. I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying "get a load of this guy" every time someone walked in
    
13. Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine. And you know what else? Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine.
    
14. Elevator music bothers me on so many levels
    
    
    
    
    
    

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