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Wednesday January 08, 2025


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  1. I did 26 situps this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone snooze an alarm clock ?
  2. I`m not upset because it`s Monday, I`m upset because I have to wear pants
  3. Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone. I now have fifty pictures of drunk me.
  4. I dont want to sound like a badass or anything but I play Wii without the wrist strap on....
  5. Why is it called cliffhanger and not
  6. why hello there stalker! Enjoying my profile?(=
  7. I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to them.
  8. I don`t throw anything out anymore I just go to TGI Friday`s once a month and glue more sh!t to the wall, no one notices, try it
  9. I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper place mats with puzzles...GAME ON!!
  10. When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
  11. You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
  12. Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
  13. I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like "Ugh, tourists".
  14. So there`s a t.v. show called, It`s Me or the Dog?.. I was disappointed to find out its not a game show where people guess who farted




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