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Wednesday January 08, 2025


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  1. I want to spend the rest of my life photo bombing the Google street view camera shots dressed as Waldo.
  2. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
  3. I hate when the person I Facebook-stalk never updates anything.
  4. My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
  5. If McDonald`s was smart they`d serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
  6. "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I`d totally hit that."
  7. Before McDonald`s I bet "don`t buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule.
  8. I can`t be the only one who thinks "Game on, mother f*cker" when I see an air freshner in a bathroom.
  9. I`m not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn`t looking,, I can turn water into Sprite.
  10. You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.
  11. I can catch a speeding bullet- only once.
  12. I’m planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not.
  13. I`d love to drown my problems... I just can`t get my spouse to go swimming!
  14. I always hit the "no receipt" button at the ATM because I don`t need that negativity in my life.




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