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1. Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
   
2. I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
   
3. Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook statuses; it simply makes me not care what you think of them…
   
4. "Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It`s my first summer.
   
5. Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
   
6. Fart jokes ain`t funny, they stink.
   
7. Gyms are full of people that haven`t found the right couch.
   
8. I`ll make better mistakes tomorrow.
   
9. If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
   
10. I was standing in front of the mirror earlier, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
    
11. It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
    
12. I don`t think the guy below me understands how this works.
    
13. Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
    
14. I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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