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Wednesday January 08, 2025



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  1. Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun sized” should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
  2. My sister told me I was not allowed to babysit anymore. Apparently the baby monitor is not supposed to be duct-taped to the baby`s ankle.
  3. Some people just need sympathetic pat.........on the head........with a hammer
  4. is in no shape to exercise
  5. What do you mean this posting of the BBQ ribs you made is not an invite?
  6. "What doesn`t kill you makes you smaller." -Super Mario
  7. If you’re having second thoughts, you’re two ahead of most people.
  8. If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn`t have couches at this Best Buy.
  9. What is Warm, Soft, Sticky and has a Hole in the middle? It`s a Fresh donut. I was way off on that one!
  10. If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
  11. The only way I`ll ever run a marathon is if I set up the booths and hand out tags.
  12. They say laughter is the best medicine... found out that`s not true for treating diarrhea.
  13. my doctor says I have the body of a 20 year old, the mind of a 30 year old and the wisdom of a someone twice my age, to which my husband asked " What did he say about your fat ass?" I said to my husband, "Oh , the doctor didn`t say anything about you dear!".
  14. In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.