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1. lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
   
2. I hope I never have to run for my life. It wouldn’t end well.
   
3. Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
   
4. The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first.
   
5. I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.
   
6. If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.
   
7. If your wife asks you if you know where the broom is, it`s not a good idea to ask her if she is going somewhere.
   
8. Loneliness is when your sleeve unrolls itself while washing dishes and you try to roll it back up with your face.
   
9. Werewolves tend to transform only upon noticing a full moon already in the sky, implying the affliction is 100% psychological.
   
10. No, whenever there`s trouble, YOU always seem to be around ... officer.
    
11. Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I don’t want you to like me.- Most Girls
    
12. The truth might set you free, but lying might keep you out of jail.
    
13. Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce? Well, I`m guessing it`s because the other fifty percent can`t afford lawyers.
    
14. I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
    
    
    
    
    
    

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