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1. Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
   
2. I don`t know what`s scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.
   
3. State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
   
4. All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
   
5. 2 out of 3 isn`t bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids.
   
6. Dating someone solely on their looks is shallow. Consider other things such as how much money they have.
   
7. "I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald`s application
   
8. The only difference between sex and breakfast is sometimes I don`t want breakfast.
   
9. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
   
10. Jehovah`s witnesses would probably be welcomed into more houses if they brought booze or cookies.
    
11. I`m 0-9 on finding secret rooms behind bookcases.
    
12. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
    
13. It`s funny how as you get older you relate more to the villains in Disney than the Princesses.
    
14. You`re the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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