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Wednesday January 08, 2025


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  1. This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
  2. Don’t judge me…If you’re reading this then you aren’t working either.
  3. Health tip: There`s never a `safe` time to shake a teenage boy`s hand. Never.
  4. Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
  5. What do you mean this posting of the BBQ ribs you made is not an invite?
  6. i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
  7. The next time the creepy guy at the bar asks you "Why aren`t you smiling?" simply reply, "I don`t smile while I fart."
  8. Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?
  9. My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
  10. There`s a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to find.
  11. Nice try salad bars, there`s only one kinda bar I plan on attending.
  12. Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
  13. On a scale from 1 to 10 how likely is it that your dumbass will say 11?
  14. A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.




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