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1. I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this...
   
2. You can`t fix stupid but you can divorce it
   
3. You know you`re a bad driver when Siri says, " In 400 feet, stop and let me out".
   
4. Thank you Super Bowl for reminding all Americans how bad we really are at understanding Roman numerals
   
5. I said "Candyman" 5 times into the bathroom mirror and sure enough some woman came out of the stall and screamed at me for being in there.
   
6. Like medicine, some people should only be allowed to talk in doses. Like 30 sentences three times a day.
   
7. Just noticed there`s no comma in "Bed Bath & Beyond" and honestly, a bed bath would solve a lot of my problems.
   
8. You don`t know broke until you`ve rinsed off a paper plate.
   
9. Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
   
10. I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
    
11. The bad news is I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. The good news is I no longer give a crap.
    
12. Inspiration: nobody else knows what the hell they’re doing either.
    
13. What is depression? Depression is when you buy a new hula-hoop and it fits you.
    
14. Breaking News: Viagra shippment stolen... Cops are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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