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Wednesday January 08, 2025


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  1. That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
  2. If you’ve ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you`re over 40.
  3. I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
  4. I don`t always drink beer. But when I do, I always lie about not always drinking beer.
  5. For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
  6. May the bridges I burn light the way.
  7. Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
  8. [boss calls me to office] We found a lot of disgusting porn on your computer. Thats a matter of opinion. Some may say it`s the right amount.
  9. A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
  10. My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
  11. Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
  12. If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
  13. Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of sh!t going on?
  14. The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. It’s greener where you water it.




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