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Thursday January 09, 2025



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  1. Life would be a lot easier if employers accepted excuses like “I’m sorry I can’t come into work today, I’m sleepy”
  2. I carry a knife, but it’s just in case of cake.
  3. Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
  4. If you never set it, you always have the excuse, "I overslept because the alarm didn`t go off."
  5. That moment when you put your pants on, take a few steps, and feel something crawling down your leg! You grab it on the outside so it doesn`t crawl any further....and then you sigh in relief and thank God the dryer sheet doesn`t bite!
  6. You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...
  7. There`s a sense of great satisfaction when I`m the tie breaker between `Funny` and `Not Funny` status updates.
  8. If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
  9. FYI: You can`t beat rock-paper-scissors with yourself in the mirror.
  10. As a nation, we may be spending our children`s money, but at my house, it`s the other way around.
  11. If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window.
  12. What`s the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face.
  13. My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me.
  14. We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they`ll dig the wrong way. It`s called thinking ahead guys.