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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. Just seen a sign reading "PAY ATTENTION WHILE WALKING your Facebook status update can wait". While on Facebook on my phone. While walking...
  2. Couch pillows are really just fart silencers.
  3. I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.
  4. I`m sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows.
  5. I had been dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone! :O
  6. Sometimes I`ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I`ll be like, "oh no, that can`t be right."
  7. When I say "It’s a long story," it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
  8. Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
  9. I don`t understand when people say `age is just a number`... Age is clearly a word.
  10. Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don`t know the man & he doesn`t know you`re eating his popcorn
  11. All fortune cookies should just read, "You will have diarrhea for the next 24 hours.
  12. You are more likely to be bitten by a person who believes they are a shark than an actual shark.
  13. I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
  14. Most days I think I understand women, but then the alcohol wears off.




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