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1. Don`t let the door hit you on the way out ... Hell, who am I kidding, I hope it hits you and knocks you down the f*cking stairs.
   
2. I want rich people problems. Like where to park my yacht.
   
3. Could you guys just scroll a little? I was really funny yesterday.
   
4. Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it “selective participation.”
   
5. The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
   
6. If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
   
7. They say women only use 10% of their anger
   
8. I`m glad I`ve got boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me
   
9. If you touch your phone in the right places, a pizza will arrive at your door.
   
10. Don`t half a$$ it. It`s not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
    
11. So, at this point, should we really still be calling them New Kids on the Block?
    
12. Every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags.
    
13. Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
    
14. That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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