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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
  2. This lady thinks repeatedly pushing the already-lit elevator button will summon it faster. I think I’ll push ALL the buttons when we get in.
  3. Advantage #46 of being single. I have entire closets that are completely empty.
  4. Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
  5. I don`t care if it`s a kidnapping/murder; if you tell me a monkey will be involved, I`m 97% more likely to participate.
  6. It’s a good thing the fate of mankind doesn’t depend on me turning on the correct stove-top burner on my first try.
  7. October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
  8. I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
  9. Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb sh!t.
  10. Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
  11. You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
  12. Doctor: How`s your headache? Me: She`s out of town.
  13. I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire.
  14. Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........




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