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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. Any of you girls wanna come over tonight for pizza and sex? ... I`m just kidding. There`s no pizza.
  2. Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
  3. I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
  4. Marriage: It`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
  5. I kind of feel like getting some work done today, so I’m just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
  6. I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit that one.
  7. Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: ‘last warning, you have a week to get the money together.’
  8. This status could be yours for 3 easy payment of $8.99, get in quick because this offer won`t last for long, infact there are only 5 left.
  9. Accidentally walking through the camping aisle at Target every once in a while is about as outdoorsy as I get.
  10. If I knew how to backflip, I`d never walk anywhere.
  11. Advertising taught me that hair conditioner makes you move in slow motion.
  12. According to WebMD I have déjà vu... but not only that, I also have déjà vu according to WebMD.
  13. I love Costco. You don`t go there thinking you`re gonna buy a 12-pack of watermelons but you`ll probably leave with one.
  14. The exam hall is the only place on the earth where everyone is desperate for teamwork..




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