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1. Sometimes, numbers are the only thing you can truely count on.
   
2. One day when I was at the beach there was a guy in the ocean yelling, "Shark! Help!" And I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn`t going to help him.
   
3. Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person.
   
4. Girl: What color are my eyes? Guy: 34C
   
5. How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
   
6. Saw a flying saucer today. It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me.
   
7. Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
   
8. Laughter is not the best medicine. Laughter with large amounts of alcohol & wild crazy monkey sex - now that`s the best medicine.
   
9. Good things come to those who wait. Better things come if you stop f*cking around and make sh!t happen.
   
10. If you`re in a hole, stop digging...
    
11. I hate it when I`m trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera.
    
12. Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows?
    
13. There is no such things as ghosts. I know, I asked Santa Claus
    
14. My number was 0...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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