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And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
I thought the voices in my head actually liked me until I found out they learned sign language just so they could talk sh*t about me.
only 9530 days until retirement.
My neighbor came rudely banging at my door at 2:30 am, luckily for him I was up practicing on my new drums
If an officer asks “do you know why I pulled you over?” “Because it’s the only way to get girls to talk to you” is a bad answer, apparently
Don`t talk to me until I`ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine.
If you go for a jog and you don`t post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
I dated this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
The one thing you can always count on is your fingers.