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1. Taco Bell is donating burritos to feed firefighters in Colorado. Talk about putting gas on the fire,
   
2. I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me `Will you be putting it up yourself?` I told him, `No, you sicko, it`s going in the living room!`
   
3. Survival rule #1: You go first.
   
4. Behind every beautiful song is a person who really shouldn`t sing it out loud in public
   
5. I was a huge tomboy. Like, I had barbies, but only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.
   
6. What`s a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario, there`s a dumb guy who didn`t take it out in time.
   
7. If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
   
8. There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
   
9. Pay no attention to the device around my ankle.
   
10. I’m no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to f*ck off today, you’ll feel better.
    
11. I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
    
12. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
    
13. Whenever you can`t think of anything to say in therapy just go with, "I`ve been thinking about killing you."
    
14. You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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