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1. Oh my gosh! It`s a Hot Wheels car! Something you never want to hear during a prostate exam.
   
2. What number SPF blocks people?
   
3. I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
   
4. I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
   
5. trying to do something before the microwave is finished is sort of like trying to complete the countdown maths problem on countdown...
   
6. For the record when I was a kid I never wanted to be an adult.
   
7. That moment when you run into a spider web and suddenly become a karate master.
   
8. The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
   
9. I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
   
10. I don`t understand why people want a relationship when there`s pizza.
    
11. If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
    
12. When someone says "everything happens for a reason" I`d like to smack them and say "yeah, I guess you`re right"
    
13. Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as "man surprised his credit card was declined"
    
14. Nice tan, what`s your race? Carrot?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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