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1. I’m not paranoid, but everyone thinks I am.
   
2. I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
   
3. It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
   
4. I typed bitch into my GPS and guess what? I`m in your drive way. Vroom, vroom mother f*%ker.
   
5. The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
   
6. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
   
7. I’ve already decided, if I ever go to The Price Is Right, I’m gonna “come on down” whether they call my name or not.
   
8. If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
   
9. Guys would stay home longer if boobs came in a 30 pack.
   
10. Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
    
11. Dogs are God`s way of apologizing for your relatives.
    
12. I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
    
13. I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation… My Czech is in the mail!
    
14. You can`t always decide who walks into your life, but you can decide which window to throw them out of.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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