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1. Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
   
2. Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.
   
3. Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always.
   
4. I never tell god how big my problems ,,, I tell my problems how big my god is
   
5. If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
   
6. DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
   
7. Sometimes I wish I could officially change "Hump Day" into "Smack-A-Dumb-Bitch-In-The-Face" Day.
   
8. To all the NSA agents reading this right now, I just want to say sorry that my life is so boring.
   
9. Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope`s car.
   
10. Pretty soon you`ll be able to get married online, instead of saying "I do" you will have to click "I agree to these terms and conditions."
    
11. FACT: The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don`t remember who you are.
    
12. Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesturday, yesturday you were pretty f*cking annoying.
    
13. If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave.
    
14. Figuring out that you`ll probably never figure it out is the first step of really figuring things out.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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