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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
  2. My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
  3. Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven`t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
  4. Sorry to all my friends and family members who didn`t know I was a freak until they saw my likes and shares on Facebook.
  5. I’m a proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.
  6. Saw a flying saucer today. It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me.
  7. That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
  8. If I haven`t offended you, just scroll thru my timeline. It`s in there.
  9. She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing canned goods at her
  10. As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
  11. If you’ve gauged huge holes in your ears and don’t keep Oreo cookies in them for snacks then what the hell’s the point man?
  12. I bet cats are mad they can’t sit on televisions anymore.
  13. Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, but part of me wants to go to happy hour.
  14. A 4-way stop is an IQ test you take in public.




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