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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. *wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*
  2. So vegetarians eat vegetables... I think I`m going to play it safe and avoid humanitarians.
  3. Apparently "I`ll break your god damn legs" isn`t the problem solving skills that employers are looking for, at least according to HR anyway.
  4. The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents. The second half will be ruined by our children
  5. Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we`re married & live together so I`d have to see them every day.
  6. The sperm bank is overpriced to store my stuff so if you come over, don`t use the cloudy ice cubes from the tray labelled "Future Champions"
  7. I found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
  8. I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
  9. My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It`s not working. I cant take it anymore, I`m going to moms" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?
  10. This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
  11. If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
  12. If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
  13. If you tell people you used to weigh 500 pounds they`ll tell you how great you look at 250.
  14. I just want to be rich enough to pay people to not talk to me.




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