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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Tomorrow is International "Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull" Day. Get involved. Don`t question it.
  2. The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
  3. Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
  4. “A body at rest tends to stay at rest” should be an acceptable excuse for missing work.
  5. Football Logic: Your team won: Celebrate with beers! Your team lost: Better drown my sorrows in some beer.
  6. There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
  7. Next time one of your friends leave their Facebook open, randomly pick one of their friends and like all 973 of their photos.
  8. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a big sign of disrespect.
  9. I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
  10. I could write an entire book on excuses,,, but I have to pick my grandma up at the airport.
  11. My illusion of having the Force is crushed the minute the remote is slightly out of reach.
  12. Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.
  13. If you didn`t want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
  14. Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.




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