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1. I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet ... I get hungry.
   
2. Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
   
3. Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
   
4. It`s like my kids don`t even believe how cool I was in the 80s.
   
5. I think once we get past the restraining orders, court dates, and the stalking charges we can really make this relationship work.
   
6. I do not gossip ... I pass things along ... It`s like a public service.
   
7. Nothing says God is forgiving like hell.
   
8. If only I did everything with the same precision in which I craft my sandwiches.
   
9. How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
   
10. You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.
    
11. After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
    
12. Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
    
13. I really worried about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
    
14. I don`t understand why people pay therapists when I`ll tell them what`s wrong with them for free.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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