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1. Jesus is coming.... look busy
   
2. Difference between men and women: Women can change their mind whenever they want. Men can change their mind whenever the woman wants.
   
3. Just changed my dating profile headline to: “Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives” …crossing my fingers.
   
4. Note to self: When sending Valentines messages don`t use group text next year.
   
5. The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
   
6. I try to live by two rules: 1. Don’t make fun of stupid people (they cant help it) 2. Don’t be stupid (people will make fun of you)
   
7. Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
   
8. My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
   
9. I keep my TV volume at "screw the neighbors".
   
10. If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
    
11. Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
    
12. At night I dump massive amounts of Legos on the floor in case anyone tries to rob my house bare footed.
    
13. If you`re in WalMart and you`re holding in a fart, just remember, YOU`RE IN WALMART!!
    
14. That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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