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1. Today I gave up procrastination for Lent.
   
2. Smooth move.........ExLax
   
3. Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
   
4. I just saw a gang of really drunk mosquitoes leave my arm and high-five each other. Weird.
   
5. 2 cops walk into a bar... I don`t know what happened after that. I got the f*ck out of there.
   
6. Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
   
7. I had the greatest bowel movement at 2am......unfortunately I woke up at 8am (<>..<>)
   
8. Being the fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
   
9. If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
   
10. "There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU." Things I say to my kids when we`re in public.
    
11. I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
    
12. This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is `funny and spontaneous`, yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it`s all pantic and screaming.
    
13. It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
    
14. I sure could help a lot of needy people if I won the big Powerball draw. Mainly sales people needing a commission, but still...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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