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1. I don`t ever need to go sky diving or bungee jumping. Leaving a pizza in the oven while I make a quick run to Walgreens is about all the adrenaline rush I can handle.
   
2. Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
   
3. Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.
   
4. If Candy Crush had a face, I`d punch it.
   
5. Sorry I`m late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic.
   
6. This Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
   
7. Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"
   
8. I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
   
9. A coworker just wrote "Retard" on the windshield of my car. It`s taken me over an hour to lick it off!
   
10. Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
    
11. Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.
    
12. Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
    
13. I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.
    
14. Nice tan, what`s your race? Carrot?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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