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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. They say love is more important than money. I`d like to see them go and try to pay their bills with a hug.
  2. 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.
  3. The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
  4. Just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first. I`ll keep you posted.
  5. Just because I`m awake doesn`t mean I`m ready to do things
  6. A night of insomnia is usually followed by a morning of browser history clearing
  7. Not all country music is terrible. If you can get past the lyrics about trucks, mud, farms and cows... It`s actually not too bad.
  8. Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
  9. Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like `Stabbyrabbit` or `Weaponrat`
  10. Apparently "whiskey and wild women" is not an acceptable answer when asked what your weaknesses are during a job interview.
  11. I`ve discovered two things today... 1. My cat looks so cute in people clothes. 2. I`m probably going to die alone.
  12. It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
  13. I`m so proud of myself, I spent all night putting my Christmas decorations up myself.. I`m now at the hospital having them removed
  14. I just saw a disclaimer that said "don`t try this at home", so I tried it at my neighbors house.




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