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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I decided to go on a road trip and not come back till I ran out of money... I made it to the end of the driveway.
  2. Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
  3. Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
  4. Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
  5. "I got this." Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained.
  6. In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
  7. When I say "It’s a long story," it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
  8. He won`t let me complain to the neighbors, so I renamed the WiFi to `SHUT YOUR DOG UP, D!CKS`
  9. I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it’s AM. Google thinks I’ve got my life together.
  10. Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
  11. Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
  12. The number of things that are *NOT* rocket science is staggering.
  13. I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
  14. Next time I`m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I`m going to turn around and say, "I`m sure you`re wondering why I`ve gathered you all here."




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