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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. My dog was licking his balls. My friend said "I wish I could do that." I said "You better pet him first; he can be mean sometimes."
  2. Apparently the drunk guy at the urinal next to me is under the impression that I was stung in the leg by a jellyfish.
  3. Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
  4. Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
  5. Sometimes, in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
  6. Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?
  7. You laugh because I`m different ........... I laugh because I farted.
  8. Waking up everyday seems a little excessive.
  9. Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a sh!t?
  10. Whenever someone says to me “Things could be worse” I punch them in the face and say “Like that?”
  11. I don’t trust public opinion polls because they don’t take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots.
  12. What doesn`t kill you, makes you stronger... except for lions, lions will definitely kill you.
  13. Within 2 minutes, I can gather enough things to allow me to sit and watch tv without getting up for at least 4 hours... Don`t question my laziness
  14. have you ever looked at someone and thought, "yeah you definitely have someone locked away in your basement."




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