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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
  2. You know why you like me ... Cause your f*ckin crazy too!!!
  3. I have been left unsupervised yet again. This usually leads to trouble & other bad things, please have bail money ready and keep your phone on.
  4. I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
  5. Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends.
  6. All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old...
  7. You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby or a dog...
  8. Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
  9. Just found out the government won`t hire you past age 37. Scratch Navy SEAL off my to do list
  10. I told everybody at work that I`ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
  11. Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
  12. Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.
  13. If I ever start a band, I`m going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you`re listening to...
  14. Inspirational status: Today’s probably going to suck. Don’t be a little bitch and handle that sh!t.




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