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1. My horoscope started with `are you sitting down?`
   
2. I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, "At least they picked me"
   
3. Saw a billboard ad for potato chips that proudly claimed "There`s a lot of pride in every bag!" Hmmm...is "pride" another word for "air"?
   
4. If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren’t there Starbucks pumpkin spice latte trucks in the winter?
   
5. Dating would be a lot easier if the opposite sex had a tail. That way, I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something.
   
6. A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks I should skip work tomorrow.
   
7. There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors.
   
8. Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
   
9. Is there a phobia for leaving the house when your phone isn`t fully charged? There should be.
   
10. My girlfriend left me because I`m a legend ... Or to quote her, `Arrogant`.
    
11. Got a new blood pressure monitor, says it turns off after 6 minutes of inactivity .....
    
12. Don`t you just want to write on some people`s Facebook wall "you peaked in High School".?
    
13. Ladies, I hate to break this to you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing.
    
14. Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
    
    
    
    
    
    

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