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1. I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
   
2. If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
   
3. Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
   
4. some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
   
5. My favorite flavor of ice cream is yes.
   
6. I have Beer.
   
7. Dating should be like buying a car. You should get to talk to the previous owners... SHOW ME THE MANFAX!!
   
8. Thanks for calling me to tell me you just sent that email
   
9. Textaphrenia – thinking you’ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
   
10. The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one.
    
11. How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
    
12. If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
    
13. That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn`t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn`t brushed her teeth in forever.
    
14. When people introduce themselves to me for the first time, I tell them, "Yes, we`ve met before." So they feel awkward trying to remember me
    
    
    
    
    
    

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