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1. Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
   
2. There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
   
3. You ever wonder why it`s only women who need exorcisms?
   
4. I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
   
5. For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
   
6. I`m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.
   
7. Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
   
8. In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people.
   
9. Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
   
10. On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
    
11. I`d like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire.
    
12. Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the hell are you doing?
    
13. Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
    
14. Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, "why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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