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1. My mother always told me to never quit something I`m good at. So here is to her for making me realize that i`m good at being drunk!
   
2. My mom at night: Good night, sweet dreams I love you. My mom in the morning: Wake the f*ck up you lazy piece of sh!t.
   
3. I don`t always have awkward moments, but when I do I make sure I write them on Facebook so my friends know how awkward they were.
   
4. Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
   
5. Just quit my job so I can spend more quality time giving out candy crush extra lives.
   
6. FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
   
7. It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
   
8. It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
   
9. She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing canned goods at her
   
10. I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine
    
11. I got a job at Bath and Body Works just so I can tell people to smell my finger...
    
12. If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
    
13. Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking it`s time and getting to know each one of us personally.
    
14. doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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