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1. Why go out and pretend to like people when you have Netflix?
   
2. We live in the era of smartphones & stupid people
   
3. Don`t rush me. I`m waiting for the last minute.
   
4. Some people say having a child is the best experience in the world. These people obviously never had 2 thing fall from a vending machine at once.
   
5. Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
   
6. Slow dancing with a fat girl? More like moving a fridge by yourself.
   
7. the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
   
8. When one door closes, another opens ... I had a Chevette that was like that.
   
9. I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven.
   
10. I wish my bladder had a snooze button.
    
11. I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
    
12. OK look, if I meet you for a date and you don`t look anything like your pic, then you`re buying drinks for me until you do.
    
13. If you`re in WalMart and you`re holding in a fart, just remember, YOU`RE IN WALMART!!
    
14. To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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