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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
  2. ASKHOLE: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them
  3. I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
  4. I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
  5. I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
  6. If you don’t feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend… you’re not doing it right.
  7. I bet Snowmen think it`s weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin.
  8. When a man says he`ll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!
  9. I once ran a Half Marathon. Well, I say that because it sounds better than saying I collapsed and almost died halfway through a Full Marathon.
  10. My kids will be mad at me when they discover it isn’t illegal to talk in the car while I’m driving.
  11. I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass
  12. Have you ever noticed that the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor?
  13. No. My hair magically got shorter.
  14. My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve.




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