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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. When they discover the center of the universe, alot of people will be shocked they`re not in it.
  2. I have an awesome idea, but first I`ll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?
  3. I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn. I figure he`ll just have to mow around me. I`m not moving.
  4. I’d like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
  5. "I can`t wait to nail you later" *whispers to the new picture I just bought*
  6. You can learn a lot about a woman by watching her load a gun.
  7. The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to take a shower.
  8. Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
  9. When I drink I become everybody`s friend which makes up for my hating everybody when I`m sober.
  10. I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
  11. Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They`re always cold. 2) It’s somehow your fault.
  12. Not to brag or anything, but I don`t need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
  13. Im thinking, The best part about sitting down at the computer for a minute and making a status message like this is that by the time you`ve finished reading it and taking a minute out of your day you`ll have a brand sense of enlightenment and awareness that you never had before once you realize that there is absolutely no point to this post whatsoever.
  14. The fact “gorilla” does not rhyme with “tortilla” infuriates me.




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