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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I look forward to the day that cell phone technology finally catches up with technology in digital watches and they release a model that is water resistant up to 100 meters.
  2. This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she`s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
  3. The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
  4. Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What`ve you got?
  5. Just give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
  6. CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps "Latest Speculative News" or "We Really Don`t Know Shit" would work. CNN call me.
  7. I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
  8. Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma`am? Me: No, I`m just dizzy b/c I`m having a heavy flow day. It`s really clotty and... Cop: You`re free to go.
  9. If you like counting to three, you are going to love parenting.
  10. In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.
  11. I can`t help but feel important when someone says there`s a special place in hell for people like me.
  12. 80% of my status updates are BS, 15% are bologna and 5% are 100% straight from the heart.
  13. Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
  14. I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?




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