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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive ..."Hi"
  2. I`ve just borrowed a book on surgery from my local library. Apparently someone`s taken the appendix out.
  3. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig ? The letter F ?
  4. If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
  5. Just found a hole in my sock and now I`m worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.
  6. For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.
  7. Just told my dog "Don`t walk in your own poop" and it strikes me as good advice to pass on to the rest of you as well. Please: don`t.
  8. Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it`s up to you.
  9. Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
  10. What if , one day you randomly wake up and realize that you`re whole life was just a dream.
  11. If you`re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don`t google `old man bond age`
  12. When I have a yard sale I play the theme song to Sanford & Son with a boombox on my porch.
  13. I fold down my laptop screen very slowly at night so I don`t squish you guys.
  14. How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Alladin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 200 mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy, and Snow White lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when they misbehave, they get it from their storybooks!




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