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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level.
  2. Next time you go to the bank and they ask you if you`d like large bills, just look at them dead serious and say "No, normal size ones if you don`t mind."
  3. Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest.
  4. Sorry to all my friends and family members who didn`t know I was a freak until they saw my likes and shares on Facebook.
  5. The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
  6. I know the voices aren`t real but they have some great ideas.
  7. Only at McDonald`s do they say, "Sorry about your wait" and actually mean "weight" :P
  8. My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
  9. My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
  10. ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
  11. It`s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
  12. I went to the missing persons` beurau. No one was there.
  13. I wish the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial would ride his motorcycle through my town.
  14. I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I’m feeling pretty awesome!!




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