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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I purchased my own Taser off the internet the other day. In a totally unconnected incident, I´ve got to buy a cat to replace the neighbors one this afternoon.
  2. Jack Frost go away, come again another day. I need some sun, I need some sand, I need an island & a band. I`m bored with you & tired of the cold, so go away your getting old. Bring on the sun at one hundred degrees, some coconut oil & pina coladas please
  3. My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
  4. Girl: What color are my eyes? Guy: 34C
  5. I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn`t work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn`t the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.
  6. Thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried...
  7. Somewhere, right this minute, someone is reading this sentence.
  8. I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
  9. I`m sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they`ve won the Canadian lottery.
  10. She said there`s no difference between turkey bacon and regular bacon, and now I`m supposed to just "forget about it"?
  11. I`m more of a "the glass is half shattered into a million tiny pieces" person.
  12. Nice try, Henry Winkler, but I’m not inclined to take mortgage advice from a guy who lived above the Cunningham’s garage for like ten years.
  13. Strange new trend at work. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Yesterday I ate a tuna sandwich named Jennifer.
  14. The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink.




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