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1. I think I`m gonna shave my legs so that there`s less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.
   
2. I`m not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?
   
3. Wanna come over tonight for pizza and sex? lol jk, there`s no pizza
   
4. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
   
5. So she asked me "Do these pants make my butt look big?" And I said, "Not at all dear .. its the fat that does that." So now I´m single again.
   
6. You laugh because I´m different. I laugh cause I just farted!
   
7. All the coffee beans in South America can`t make me a morning person.
   
8. Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
   
9. I decided I really need to read more. I watch way to much TV ... So I turned on the subtitles.
   
10. 24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
    
11. Why get married when you can just drive into oncoming traffic?
    
12. I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I`m so glad I don`t drink anymore.
    
13. Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of sh!t going on?
    
14. Facebook Proves: That if Family had the Option... they`d Delete ya.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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