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1. Texting "Good Morning, Beautiful" will change a girl`s whole day. If you time it right, it will do the same for her boyfriend.
   
2. The moment you stop giving a damn is the moment things get easier and better.
   
3. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
   
4. You make me have filthy thoughts, and for that I thank you...
   
5. It takes two people to lie....one to lie.....the other to listen
   
6. CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps "Latest Speculative News" or "We Really Don`t Know Shit" would work. CNN call me.
   
7. I like people... From a distance.
   
8. If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people
   
9. How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket.
   
10. Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
    
11. Answering your cell when you don`t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
    
12. So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
    
13. Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
    
14. Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the hay on fire.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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