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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That’s it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations.
  2. I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
  3. Sometimes it takes me 8 hours to get nothing done.
  4. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
  5. pudding... thats always a funny word
  6. I really think that Caller ID needs to be more detailed. It should say things like "Wants help moving" or "Will whine about bad relationship."
  7. If at first you don`t succeed, you should have done it my way in the first place.
  8. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming for their lives like the passengers in the back of his truck
  9. Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
  10. If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
  11. My therapist doesn`t believe in werewolves so I left my last session with more problems than when I arrived.
  12. I`ve noticed that the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter. Couple of my friends are missing...
  13. Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice? :-)
  14. Since everything is closed for Thanksgiving I’m going to drive around and park in all the good spots I never get.




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