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1. scream outloud and really fast "I won a math debate"
   
2. The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
   
3. Putting vodka in my juice, because it`s Russia somewhere.
   
4. I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching `Night at the Roxbury.` "Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?"
   
5. It’s funny that old people need handicap parking spots but they always manage to pick up a penny off the ground.
   
6. Life would be more simple if the person who named the orange an orange would have named more things. ;) Just Sayin`
   
7. NO, I didn`t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
   
8. "Paypal me your lunch money!" -Cyber Bullies
   
9. Good Morning: You, my friends are the reason I wake up every morning ? LOL JK, I have to pee.
   
10. People who describe things as "better than sex" are obviously having the wrong kind of sex.
    
11. Magician: Now I will cut the woman in half. Me: Why turn one problem into two?
    
12. Just sneezed 8 times in a row and saw the entrance to Narnia for a split second.
    
13. In "I am Legend" Will Smith lives alone for years. But then 24hrs after a woman shows up, he dies.....AND she stole his bacon
    
14. Sometimes I send status updates from my phone so it looks like I left the house.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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