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1. Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I’m just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
   
2. Call me an optimist, but I always viewed my cup as half full…of Vodka!!
   
3. Cubic Zirconium`s slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!
   
4. Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
   
5. So, if I lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?
   
6. I would like to congratulate my ex`s new boyfriend on giving up blow jobs.
   
7. I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t speak sarcasm has to comment and ruin it.
   
8. Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
   
9. Agreeing to disagree is lame. Let’s agree to take turns slapping each other until one of us admits we were wrong.
   
10. Im not fat I´m just easier to see
    
11. Apparently, walking up behind a hot guy in the produce aisle with celery in my hand and whispering "I`m stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
    
12. I admit ive been known to wrap bacon in bacon just for the extra bacon flavor
    
13. What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
    
14. It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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