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1. Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
   
2. Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets?
   
3. Never judge a book by it`s movie.
   
4. "I don`t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others` lives sounds fun!" - How I got out of jury duty
   
5. I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won`t have to talk to them.
   
6. GF: "You`re cute when you`re drunk" Me: "You`re cute when I`m drunk too"
   
7. Wouldn`t it be awesome if MTV had a show called "16 and Applying to Colleges"
   
8. Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be
   
9. We get it poets: things are like other things
   
10. I want one of those jobs where people ask, “Do you actually get paid for doing this?”
    
11. One day id like to have a brand new Iphone like the lady in front of me with the food stamps.
    
12. Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
    
13. You may think I`m a loser, but to my goldfish, I`m the god of flakes.
    
14. My Facebook account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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