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1. I’d be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer.
   
2. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
   
3. I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole....
   
4. You`d think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won`t
   
5. “Knock him out.” – Mama
   
6. Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
   
7. there`s a fine line between "cocky" and "confidence"...and it just so happens I have perfect balance!
   
8. Pretending to be nice is exhausting...
   
9. If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
   
10. I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
    
11. Thank god we don`t send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?
    
12. People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous
    
13. Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, but part of me wants to go to happy hour.
    
14. Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them so damn often.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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