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1. I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed ... Again.
   
2. How many men does it take to open a beer? None! It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
   
3. Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our internet speed... I mean his internet speed. Or whatever...
   
4. Once your pants catch fire, the fact that you`re lying becomes less important.
   
5. You know what`s really great about being a narcissist? Me.
   
6. "Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
   
7. I don`t care about your choice in politics, religion, or taste in music... I judge you simply based on football team preference
   
8. This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin ... I don’t even know what that means, but now I’m hungry.
   
9. Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
   
10. Can I have your number or do you just want the 8 dollars for the drink?
    
11. It`s funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
    
12. My status would be a lot funnier if you could see my back-up dancers.
    
13. Nice try speed bumps, it`s a rental.
    
14. There damn well better be strippers & beer at my intervention because there is no way in hell I`m sitting through that sober!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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