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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
  2. K-Y should be called K-WHEN, because we already know why.
  3. roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
  4. I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don`t understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
  5. All my bills say "outstanding", I guess that means I`m good to go!
  6. When ever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth and drink all the rum inside. It seems to help.
  7. The weekend is just a bittersweet memory.... I won`t cry because it`s over, I`ll smile because for a few miles they believed I was the real bus driver.
  8. Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
  9. I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought "that`s a fair trade."
  10. I put the b!tch in the kitchen.~ last thing I remember saying before I woke up in the hospital.
  11. I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life.
  12. Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived.
  13. Imagine how out of control drinking would if we didn`t have hangovers
  14. I know what I`m getting for Christmas ... Fat. I`m getting fat.




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