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1. Sent my ex a card that said, "Get better soon." He`s not ill, just really crappy in bed.
   
2. I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
   
3. I don`t hate you, but if you we`re drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck.
   
4. Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
   
5. My daughter wants to know when the hamster we "planted" in the garden will start growing.
   
6. If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf*cker a reason.
   
7. The funniest thing about this Facebook status is by the time you realize it doesn`t say anything important, it`s to late for you to stop reading it ... sucker
   
8. If you didn`t want to be hit with a shovel then you never should have started telling me about your problems.
   
9. I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
   
10. Statistically: 1 in 7 dwarfs are grumpy
    
11. FACT: The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don`t remember who you are.
    
12. The best part of winter coming is that all the bugs are rotting in hell where they belong.
    
13. My coffee was so hot this morning it came along with an ugly friend.
    
14. You´d be amazed how often I´m wrong when people say guess what
    
    
    
    
    
    

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