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1. I`m pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.
   
2. The expiration date on my credit card is 4/20 and it always gets a good laugh when Im ordering pizza for delivery.
   
3. Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
   
4. If everyone would stop screaming, I`m sure we`d all agree I`m not supposed to be in this women`s restroom.
   
5. "You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" -- 5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
   
6. Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?
   
7. How are poor people so good at finding money for tattoos?
   
8. I do my best proofreading after I hit `send`.
   
9. Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
   
10. People are like slinkeys; they don’t really serve a purpose, but you can’t help but laugh when one of them falls down the stairs.
    
11. There`s only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.
    
12. I just want to point out that I am an Amazon Prime member so it`s about time you guys started treating me with a little respect.
    
13. Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign to depression.
    
14. Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I`m now being asked to audition for Riverdance.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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