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1. Truthfully officer, I wouldn`t have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.
   
2. Why don’t television shows say, “You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?”
   
3. I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
   
4. Ever gotten that awkward feeling? ..like the one when you realize you`re chewing on a BORROWED pencil?
   
5. I`ll bet other dogs must think that poodles belong to some weird religious cult.
   
6. Ever notice that all the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from earth?
   
7. Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"
   
8. Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
   
9. Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
   
10. The one thing women don`t want to find in their stockings on christmas morning is their husband
    
11. I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
    
12. To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
    
13. Dear Autocorrect, She`s an amazing woman not an amazon woman. Thanks. And now I`m never getting laid.
    
14. I’ve spent way too much of my life wondering why food doesn’t rhyme with good.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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