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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. If you make something easier for yourself they call you lazy. If you make something easier for everyone else they call you a genius.
  2. They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
  3. I hate it when I walk through a metal detector, and my abs of steel set it off.
  4. There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
  5. I had been dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone! :O
  6. I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone.
  7. When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won`t eat you. If that doesn`t work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
  8. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake it then you`ve got it made!
  9. A coworker just wrote "Retard" on the windshield of my car. It`s taken me over an hour to lick it off!
  10. I need to get out of bed and do something so I can justify taking a nap later.
  11. Dear family, thank you for all those wonderful childhood memories ... Here`s my therapy bill.
  12. A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
  13. *pulls shirt back down* I guess I don`t understand what a flash mob actually is.
  14. And remember friends, condoms aren`t always protective....my friend was wearing one and he fell down the stairs




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