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1. I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
   
2. The realization you`ve spoken too loudly when you exclaimed: " My Salad had NUTS!"
   
3. Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.
   
4. Remember when there was more important crap to do besides Facebook all day? Me neither.
   
5. You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer, but you can`t take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
   
6. In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.
   
7. Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
   
8. Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
   
9. Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
   
10. I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
    
11. With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you`d think they could fly...
    
12. If steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn`t photoshop be illegal for models?
    
13. I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn`t reach the toilet paper.
    
14. Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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