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1. Hello 911? Do you think i`m pretty?
   
2. The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have switched to mint Oreos.
   
3. i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
   
4. The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
   
5. There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
   
6. You know you`re getting old when bending over is a one-way trip.
   
7. To honor Thanksgiving this month I will be calling every one Pilgrim instead of Dude or Bro-- Fair warning
   
8. Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy
   
9. I`m not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn`t looking,, I can turn water into Sprite.
   
10. It’s amazing how long you can hold your farts at the beginning of a relationship.
    
11. Some moments you remember all your life. Reading this, unfortunately, is not one of those moments.
    
12. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. Hahaha I’m so sorry. No I’m not.
    
13. I thought "twerking" was short for "networking". I really embarrassed myself while giving that presentation to the company`s Board of Directors.
    
14. If you fall, I`ll be there - Floor
    
    
    
    
    
    

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