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1. If your dog takes a dump on your floor and you clean it up, who owns who??
   
2. when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
   
3. My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.
   
4. I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
   
5. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror naked just to remind myself what nobody`s getting.
   
6. When I`m on my death bed, I want my last words to be...."I left 10 million dollars in the..........."
   
7. ’twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming ... cuz I went into the wrong house.
   
8. Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?
   
9. I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
   
10. "My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
    
11. Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. Girl goes to Bathroom: 47 pictures.
    
12. Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I’ve been using a life couch instead of a life coach.
    
13. "Don`t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse."
    
14. For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
    
    
    
    
    
    

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